The Weekly LOLs #48

“…a good job of securing our borders, holds employers accountable, makes sure that those who have come here illegally have to pay a fine, pay back taxes, learn English and get right by the law.” –BHO addressing Congress

So, am I to believe that Obama only wants illegals here to fine and tax them? That thought doesn’t stretch my imagination, but even so…..you have to find them first!
And what’s this “get right with the law”? I know that is code for “amnesty”. How about getting right with the law and getting out of our country? Go home and Stay home!! (uh, just to clarify, I was talking about the illegals, but hey, if the shoe fits….)
Do you remember “the idiot line”? It was an invisible barrier between you and your sibling. Anyone daring to cross “the idiot line”, got slugged. So Simple, even a child…even a child could reconcile this illegal invasion across our southern border faster and better than hundreds, if not thousands, of paid federal sssservants.

Q: How does a certain Commander-in-Chief protect America’s borders?
A: Weeell, currently this is handled by sending 1200 UNARMED National Guardsmen to Arizona. To do what? Secretarial work? Clean toilets? Count the illegals through night vision goggles, so liberal tax & spenders can count how much tax money and how many votes to expect???
What then, do 1200 UNARMED National Guardsmen do in the desert? A desert crawling with illegal immigrants, drug runners, weapons runners, and terrorists…not to mention those other creepy crawlies, mind you? Would you want to go to this desert, unarmed? No way, Jose.

“What my administration blahblahblah civil liberties of the people in Arizona, blahblahblah patchwork of 50 different immigration laws around the country in an area that is inherently the job of the federal government.”—BHO, again

*palmforehead* Then….do your job, man.

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In other news –

No. 3 Al-Qaida guy dead ~ May he fully enjoy the promises of allah.

Illegal –>Deported –>Illegal –>Murderer ~ “Currently, over half of the individuals on the Washington State Patrol’s Most Wanted List are suspected illegal immigrants.” I read this similar statement many times over in news articles from our western states. Hmmmm, ya think we might have a problem, DC?

Vandalizing Our Flag ~ In America, scumbags have the freedom to burn their own bought-and-paid for flags….not someone else’s. A flag is a symbol, yes, but it is a symbol that has been bought and paid for with American Blood since the dawn of the U.S.A!

Oil Spill – Still ~ This isn’t going to turn out good no matter what. It is a crisis, it is a shame, and it will be exploited.

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The following was passed along to me by a fellow Right Wing Nut.

I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? ’

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’

Her parents beamed with pride.

‘Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. ’

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ’ Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? ’

I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party.’

Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.

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“If you don’t leave liberals in a sputtering rage, you’re not doing it right.” — Ann Coulter

963 Days

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One Response to The Weekly LOLs #48

  1. Elaine says:

    I loved the story at the end! Even a child can understand truth even if the parents cannot.

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