The Weekly LOLs #21 – the Friday edition

The Alpha Female Hypocrite of the Year says:

“It’s almost immoral what they are doing,” Pelosi said to reporters, referring to insurance companies. “Of course they’ve been immoral all along in how they have treated the people that they insure,” she said, adding, “They are the villains.” –Speaker of the House, Elite Hypocrite, and a Villain in the classic stylings of Cruella DeVile….who’s riches have increased exponentially since she became politically significant.


BANNED! from textbooks –>
“Founding Fathers” must now be referred to as “The Founders”. que – Twilight Zone theme song-

“Chairman” or “Chairwoman” must now be referred to as “chair”. You used to be a human, now you’re just an object that people put their butt upon.

“caveman” can only be called a “cave dweller”. Do you really think that castrating a caveman is a good idea? Uh, uh, uh, I dunno. You go first.

Is there a Textbook Czar now? I must have missed that one and can we really call them Czars? Won’t the Czarinas be mad? I think we should call them Goonies. Obama’s Goonies, wait…..O’Goonies for short….gender-neutral, but somehow fitting.



Good News! The Beer Summit is over!

Obama is thankful for himself.

Biden is thankful he has a job.

Gates is thankful for freedom of racial slurs speech.

Crowley is thankful for fellow cops. (Is he hot?  I think he’s hot)

…and the beer only cost taxpayers….

$2 a bottle if you buy it yourself and drink it in your own home….just guessin’ ‘cuz I don’t drink the nasty stuff.

$6 a bottle if you drink it in a pub….plus tips.

I think Red Stripe is like 50cents if you buy it & drink it IN Jamaica…i know this b/c i used to drink the nasty stuff.

Blow that up to congressional proportions:  let’s see aaaaabout

$3,000,000 per beer

+ round trip air fare

+ new clothes for Michelle

+ all the unaccoutable dollars that just seem to fly away

$257, 999, 999.80

(don’t forget to subtract the bottle redemption savings– because the WH is green, ya know).

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4 Responses to The Weekly LOLs #21 – the Friday edition

  1. Chrystal says:

    *The Dubya video was just too funny.

    *’So easy a cave dweller could do it?’ Well that doesnt quite sound as good now does it. What ever will Geico do now?

    *What is the story behind changing The Founding Fathers in textbooks??? Is it the same idiots trying to change the pledge of allegiance and in God we trust? This is really ticking me off! Really….what will be next!?!

    *The O’Goonies! Good one Mom!

  2. Sheri says:

    Well, I’ve heard the caveMAN stormed off the Geico set….he’s stormin’ mad that they want his, oh never mind, you get the idea.

    It’s the group that censors library books & school books. I’m all for protecting children from profanity and perversive thoughts, but they, the book censors, lost their way on that years ago.

  3. appliejuice says:

    The Chair, that cracked me up. lol

    Loved the video.

  4. Elaine says:

    Very good LOL’s.
    The Marine Corp seems to be a good judge of character, they know who to follow because they know who really cares to lead.

    I too loved the bit about the Chair, I’ll have to share that w/my GF who is the Chair of our Christian Life Board (known as Sunday school board)!!

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