The Weekly LOLs #5

Well, last week was rough. America “spent” $1,000,000,000,000 at the slight of 306 Democrat hands. Yes, I realize that 3 Republican Party traitors also voted “yea”, but they’re not really Republicans if they voted for this hunk of junk. America is heading toward the poorhouse, but hot diggity dog, Obama done bought’n us the moon! Yee-Haw!

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If you haven’t seen this already, I know you need to pick your jaw up off the floor now.

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Headline: ‘Shovel Ready’ Projects are Key to Stanching Economic Bleed, Says Obama Adviser
My Version: ‘Shovel Ready’ Projects are Key to Stench, Says American Taxpayer

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By a fraction of a point, the Dow ended above the crucial 7552.29 level at which the benchmark index settled in November for the first time since 2003. Since hitting a record high of 14164 in November 2007, the Dow has lost 46.7% of its value, including a drop of 13.9% in 2009 alone. The S&P 500, which traders follow more closely, fell below the crucial 800 level Tuesday to the lowest level since Nov. 20.
Matt Egan/FOX

You know, the market really started dropping when Americans thought hmm, we might have a Democrat president next year. I know the market has been volatile for awhile, but it’s high point was in November 07. Anyway, it dropped again after election day. It dropped again on Inauguration Day and it only missed it’s six year low point by 0.31 points today….the day BHO signed the spendulus bill. WHAT COULD THAT POSSIBLY MEAN?! LOL!

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Want some good news? Gold is up. Guns and ammo are up. Oil by the barrel is down. The rest of the world markets are in the toilet too….misery loves company, ya know. Come on! Didn’t that make you smile?

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