Do you have a Chewie? We have a Chewie.
A Chewie Tree. It just doesn’t seem right to call this a Christmas tree.
There once was a woman who wanted a little white Christmas tree. Yeah so, they are borderline tacky, but that is OK because she was going to make it beautiful. After all, what FUN it is to decorate a Christmas tree and this one was going to be a formal, color-coordinated, theme tree. Blue and silver? Red and crystal? Gold and silver? Hmmm…thoughts of beautiful white trees running through her head.
The dream came crashing down when her beautiful son, much fairer than any tree could ever hope to be, came up to the woman and said, “Mom, you know all those Star Wars ornaments we have”? Oh NO! Wait Wait! Images of the beautiful white Christmas tree dissipating….
Woman: “Yes son, I think I remember those”.
Son: “You know! The ones that you won’t let us put on your Christmas tree!”
Sigh – No matter what your human-cyborg relation, nothing speaks Merry Christmas in over 6 million languages like a Chewie Tree…but I love it anyway.