Take out Chinese food…one of my favorite modern conveniences. It is even better when delivered piping hot to your doorstep — a luxury we left behind when we left the hustle and bustle of northern Virginia.
Yesterday, we dined, in the comfort of our own home on freshly prepared Chinese food from our favorite local Chinese restaurant, the Mandarin Wok II. I don’t know what happened to Mandarin Wok I, but according to the menu, it is “A Famous Chinese Restaurant From New York”.
Anyway, we enjoyed our meal, and the kids opened their “message cookies”. One of them read:
Come back later… I am sleeping. (yes, cookies need their sleep, too)😆
I wonder about the people with this job. Your job description: write cleverisms for cookies.
A traditionalist could write: Failure is not defeat until you stop trying.
You could take the Jedi approach: Go home and rethink your life.
What would an environmentalist say? Thank a tree for this message.
How about? Don’t forget to clean up your mess, so your mother/wife doesn’t have to.
What cleverisms would you slip into a cookie?